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IT WASN'T EVEN CLEAN FOR 24 HOURS
WHAT IS THIS
*grabs soap*
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Shit happens. Same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago when I washed my car.
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Once, a pidgeon suffering from incontinence flew across our carpark, leaving behind a magnificently disgusting trail of bird dirt along the ground and straight over the car.
Another scenes witnessed before was at a breakers yard near the dock - all the cars that were sitting outside waiting to be broken up were absolutely plastered in seagull mess.
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As you may know, you may have heard rumors that it never rains in California, and I can guarantee you it almost doesn't.
It only rains AFTER I WASH MY CAR. (Once in senior year of high school, once last year when I came back from my first semester of college. HAHAHA)
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Always keep a few microfibre cloths and some quick detailer in the car along with some all purpose cleaner.
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You got a matte paint job. If so, the suckage related to this just increased by a factor of 1000.